Onion articles for Black Butler characters

Warning: Major spoilers for Black Butler. Cliche spoilers...but still. Black Butler characters. The Bs are capitalized. Be sure of that. I'm still listening to 80s music. Also, while on the Onion site, I found this one, about Frozen (contains a swear word). And I'm still pressed for time. I been NanoWrimoing like a madman! Alan: Man …