Happy Valentine’s Day; The Princess Bride seems relevant here.

To the near-perfect couple, Buttercup and Westley!

Ashes, routines, and library holds

For those who celebrate it: Happy Lent. For everyone else: It is Wednesday, my dudes. EEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Well, I was going to tell you what I'm giving up for Lent, but the priest said not to go shouting about it, so I'll tell you afterwords. What I will tell you about instead is life in general. …

A rant on shipping: The types of love and the whatnot

It's Valentine's Day. I'm single. My parents are annoyingly resistant to getting tired of each other, even though they've been together twenty yeeeeeeaars. I am not writing this for shippers. I am writing this for potential shippers—people just getting into fandoms and shipping or people unsure of their ships or willing to change them. I'm also …

Halloween

Yes, I know it's Ciel's birthday. Would he really want it celebrated, though? OK, OK, happy birthday to Ciel. I won't say anymore or there will be spoilers. I wanted to write something today, OK? And this morning I had the idea to tell y'all about Halloween. October 31st, 2019. (Happy 25th birthday, Anri.) It …

I’m not sure what to do with myself now

This post is the rambling thoughts of a teenager. I don't know what else to preface it with, but you have been warned. For those of you unaware of what NanoWrimo is or why the fact that I won it is so prominently displayed on that widget to the right of this article, it's a …

Onion articles for Black Butler characters

Warning: Major spoilers for Black Butler. Cliche spoilers...but still. Black Butler characters. The Bs are capitalized. Be sure of that. I'm still listening to 80s music. Also, while on the Onion site, I found this one, about Frozen (contains a swear word). And I'm still pressed for time. I been NanoWrimoing like a madman! Alan: Man …

TREES

The noise had started in the back yard, and we were late for meeting Dad. I changed from my bata into my regular clothes—the tight binder today, even thought I had my sweater and vest, because my old and soft binder was hung up in the kitchen and I didn't want to go there. I …

Onion articles for Durarara characters

Minor spoilers for Durarara!! Ten! I really had to hold myself back on this one, because lots of the titles featured words I'm not willing to be responsible for putting on the Internet. Well, on my little slice of the Internet. I'm sure one day I'll be a college student with no morals and I'll write …

Recipe: Vegan Heart Attack

I made this recipe up yesterday. I was hungry (I was hungry like every five minutes yesterday, it's still stumped me as to why) and wanted some hot dogs. Vegan hot dogs, of course, since I've been vegan over a year now. I was cooking the hot dogs the way I like them, the way …

Protected: “Whatever” Chapter 2

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Protected: “Whatever” Chapter 1

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